PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize