I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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