ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
