Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you traded sex for a burrito?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
