Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you win again, gameday.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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