This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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