Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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