Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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