How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
im on a boat
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