Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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