I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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