i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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