we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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