There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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