This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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