If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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