Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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