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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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