Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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