and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need a beard to bite.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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