It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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