he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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