If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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