Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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