we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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