yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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