I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Randomize
