This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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