I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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