I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
why do cheetos always look like penises
two words: eviction party
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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