p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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