I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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