Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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