After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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