normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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