He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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