ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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