Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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