Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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