I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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