just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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