i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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