And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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