bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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