two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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