everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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