why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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