i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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