I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I want a musical about memes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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