this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
The air taste purple.
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